Just heard about this guy tonight. Richard Cash is running against Lindsey Graham in the upcoming South Carolina Senate race. Like Rick Santorum, he has sired eight children, proving that he has large, seed-laden gonads, and a well-worked member. (No wonder he's smiling!) I see him having many long days of campaigning, going door to door, etc. Then at the end of the day, kicking off his big, hot, sweaty shoes and letting the fumes waft off his socked feet, shiny with moisture.