Friday, July 11, 2014

Sitcom `Baters

I'd like to think Greg and Jimmy pound their meat constantly and would do so even more, if it weren't for their pesky relatives. It's also fun to imagine Ray and Robert Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond) massaging their dongs to relieve their blue balls. Of course, Alan Harper (Two and a Half Men) is the king of sitcom `baters, although he often sows his seed. Throw in Herb Melnick, also from Two and a Half Men.

What if they all got together and had a big circle jerk, with Robert shooting the farthest and biggest load, right into one of his police boots, put on the coffee table?


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