Sunday, July 23, 2017

Attempted Haiku on Bill Laimbeer

Once white marble carved
Steamy sneakers, elbows thrown
Aged beef served courtside


Off-court he takes it
to the hole and sinks three point
shots deep deep inside


The tight white butt framed
by the damp straps of the jock
Lifting his gonads


Strong pale feet wrapped up
in humid loafers. When can
he air out these dogs?


College dorm boner
Wrestling with a drunken dwarf
Till he pukes white goo

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